Job interviews can often be a little intimidating. Especially when you’ve got a lot riding on finding employment. Today, you’ve landed an interview at a new startup with CEO Kenzie Taylor. It’s just an executive assistant position – bottom of the food chain. But it’s a foot in the door nonetheless. When Ms. Taylor begins outlining role responsibilities, you realize you won’t just be doing coffee runs. In fact, you’ll be responsible for “maintaining vaginal stimulation at any given hour by any means necessary.” You’ve never come across a job offer like this. You need to prove yourself first though – show Kenzie how you eat pussy, drill clam, and shoot ropes. You’ve got this.