Language Lessons

Language Lessons

Ever since your trip to Puglia last summer, you’ve wanted to learn Italian. You’ve been chit-chatting with a

Real Asstate Value

Real Asstate Value

Real estate in LA is a bitch. You’ve been on the market looking for your dream home for two years now. You’re

Phase 2: Tight Testing

Phase 2: Tight Testing

Today you’re welcoming a couple female test subjects to phase two of your groundbreaking study on what makes

The Counselor’s Chambers

The Counselor’s Chambers

Sex workers are under attack by the legal system. But let’s not pretend like that’s a new thing. Those up-tight

Sunny Side Up

Sunny Side Up

You know it too well. Bringing sunscreen to the pool is by far the best way to pick up girls on a hot day.

Aligned Sexenergy

Aligned Sexenergy

With all of the hustle and bustle of modern living, you sometimes forget to relax. Stress and tension have

Quality Time

Quality Time

You’ve been spending an awful lot of time at the office lately. You’ve barely had any time with your family, let

Whinny Whimper

Whinny Whimper

Lauren Phillips wants to play with her boy toy. All tied up, that’s you of course. And today, she has plenty of

Terminator A XXX Parody

Terminator A XXX Parody

You’ve been programmed for one thing and one thing only, Model 101, and that’s to kill Sarah Connor.

Meet the Myluvs

Meet the Myluvs

Your girl Lola’s parents are visiting this weekend. The Myluvs might have one hell of a weird name but they are

Son of a Gunn

Son of a Gunn

Well, Mr. Gunn, it’s that time of the year again – parent-teacher conferences. Your son hasn’t been doing

Fairy Tail A XXX Parody

Fairy Tail A XXX Parody

As a mage, Lucy Heartfilia is a rather complicated girl. I mean, anyone who spends their time collecting

Gravity Pulls

Gravity Pulls

Gravity is the most powerful force on Earth, really? Well, it’s nothing compared to The Pope and his

Panty Raid

Panty Raid

You’re somewhat of a stealth expert – well, you’ve played Splinter Cell a couple of times. Today, you’ve

Ace in Bloom

Ace in Bloom

The summer of love is just around the corner. Your girl Nancy Ace is in her secret garden with the sun in her

The Perks Of Art

The Perks Of Art

Working as an art auctioneer has it’s perks, that’s for sure. Especially when you’re dating an avid art lover

Unruly Submissive Part II

Unruly Submissive Part II

Oh the things Ivy must have learned during her stay with Mistress Aiden. Your slut, Ms. Lebelle is ripe and

Professor Sex

Professor Sex

Kali Roses is by no means your best student. In fact, she’s far and away your worst. She never shows up to

Sacred Sisterhood

Sacred Sisterhood

Your wife Tina is ecstatic. Her beloved stepsister Cindy is finally coming to visit her. And it’s been

Bridgette’s B-Side

Bridgette’s B-Side

Your girl Bridgette deserves nothing but the best. That’s why you flew her out to Bali for a week-long

Bullet Witch A XXX Parody

Bullet Witch A XXX Parody

It started with an earthquake. Then the war, then the plague, then the riots. Now there are zombie

Science Bitches

Science Bitches

You’re incredibly busy running a medical testing facility. So many research programs, so little time, but

Dicklaration of Independence

Dicklaration of Independence

You do consider yourself a patriot, don’t you? Well, it’s your duty to celebrate Independence Day properly.

Popping Poppy

Popping Poppy

You met that teen girl barely turned 18 at the bar. Her name: Poppy Pleasure. You thought to yourself, with a

The After Party

The After Party

It’s always a ball-ache to throw a party. You’ve got to take care of food, drinks, inviting the right people, and

Crushing Compliance

Crushing Compliance

You just hired your new personal assistant Kinuski Kakku. She’s a hot babe from Finland and above everything,

LOTR A XXX Parody

LOTR A XXX Parody

You don’t get enough credit, do you Aragorn? Taking the ring bearer to Mordor is a tall order, but if anyone can

Short Leash Desire

Short Leash Desire

Your mistress Lauren Phillips has been working hard in the dungeon all day punishing filthy men like you for

Spouse Swap

Spouse Swap

“The alternative lifestyle” is key to a strong marriage. You know it better than anyone. Your lady and yourself have

Tantric Paradise

Tantric Paradise

Your massage academy, Tantric Paradise, turned out to be a total success. The ladies are lining up for your

Edicktion Notice

Edicktion Notice

You run a tight ship as a live-in landlord. No smoking, no alcohol, no loud music, no drug paraphernalia of any

Predatory Play

Predatory Play

Oh dear Charlotte, what have you got yourself into this time? Is it me or this sweet goth teen always ends up

Employee Of The Month

Employee Of The Month

Your secretary Luna is an HR incident waiting to happen. You’ve fucked in the stationary cupboard, in the

Eligible Receiver

Eligible Receiver

Gabbie Carter wants to start playing intramural football, but she has no idea where to start. So she’s come

Overwatch: Ashe A XXX Parody

Overwatch: Ashe A XXX Parody

You knew it’d be a dangerous game hijacking Ashe’s train heist, didn’t you McCree? After stealing their score

Unruly Submissive

Unruly Submissive

Your girl Ivy Lebelle has been a bad girl lately. She needs some serious behavioral correction. That’s why

Peeping Games

Peeping Games

Your neighbor Alyssia Kent is the ultimate distraction. Since you first saw her sunbathing naked by the pool, peeping

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