Half Life A XXX Parody

Half Life A XXX Parody

Alyx Vance is one of those girls that is willing to sacrifice everything for the greater good. There’s something sexy

Sinn and Wisdom part II

Sinn and Wisdom part II

You’d think after a full session of hardcore sub-training, Kimber Woods would have learned her lesson. No

Your John Hancock

Your John Hancock

It’s a tough gig, standing outside for hours on end, trying to collect signatures to save the turtles. But Rebecca V. and

Cum To Bed

Cum To Bed

You, your dad, stepmom, and stepsister have all gone to your cousins’ place for the weekend. One of those “We’re a

12 Strokes At Midnight

12 Strokes At Midnight

New Year, New you! You’re sipping on champagne at a boring ass NYE party and wondering what hopeless new

The Good Slut

The Good Slut

Christy Love brought you a gift. The best of them all. Skylar Snow is a playmate ready to be initiated to the danger of

Loud Vox

Loud Vox

When you’re teaching yourself Taekwondo in your bedroom-come-dojo, you like to crank the music up to 11. Helps

Hindsight is 2020

Hindsight is 2020

Well. Another year is ending and another beginning. It’s been a turbulent one, to say the least. But you can

Asinine Art

Asinine Art

Your girl Adriana has been putting in extra hours at the art gallery she works at. I mean, she works damn hard, but

Christmas Bashing

Christmas Bashing

The Christmas gift war has begun. Each year, your girl Polly Pons and yourself fight tooth and nail to find the

Jizz The Season

Jizz The Season

There is something undoubtedly suspicious about a man in a red suit breaking into houses in the middle of the

Used and Abused

Used and Abused

Record scratch. Freeze frame. Okay, so you’re wondering how you ended up in that basement, tied to a chair for

One Punch Man A XXX Parody

One Punch Man A XXX Parody

Sigh. Life can be a little underwhelming for you at times, can’t it, Saitama? I mean, for God’s sake, is there no

Cum Salutations

Cum Salutations

Teaching yoga is a damn good gig. Your other buddies were off spending tens of thousands on college degrees and

Sweet Silver Lining

Sweet Silver Lining

Well, yeah, relationships aren’t easy. Ups and downs and roundabouts. Sure you sometimes fight with your

Sweet Carolina

Sweet Carolina

You’ve suspected that your step-sister, Carolina has been chatting with random guys and sending nudes over

Inhumans A XXX Parody

Inhumans A XXX Parody

Enough with your brother’s dominion. The Inhumans deserve better than a silent mugwump. Trouble has been

Fallen Angelika

Fallen Angelika

Your girlfriend Angelika is spending a long, lonely, and rainy day alone at home. Her parents have left town for the

Rodeo of Insanity

Rodeo of Insanity

Rodeo Kitten is up for one hell of a ride with the Pope. It’s getting painful real quick this time. She came mentally

Ocean Eyes

Ocean Eyes

Cuckold time! You’re about to fuck your buddy’s young wife, Nata. Mrs. Ocean is full of life, and only wants one thing; your

The Penis Game

The Penis Game

A lot of your female friends say that real life is nothing like the movies. “No, girls don’t just sit in their

Black Widow A XXX Parody

Black Widow A XXX Parody

Hail Hydra! Yeah yeah, we heard it all before. Right Bruce? That undercover mission with your girl, I mean…

Swipe and Pipe

Swipe and Pipe

You’re always a little apprehensive to use those dating apps, aren’t you? Those dates usually end up

Peaches ‘n Cream

Peaches ‘n Cream

Dating a Venezuelan beauty queen like “LaSirena69” has its ups and downs. And by downs, I mean, you gotta

Under The Rose

Under The Rose

Distance makes the heart grow fonder and harder. In your case, it’s not just your heart that grows. Seeing your

Used Whore Holes part I

Used Whore Holes part I

Monogamy can be a little bit monotone sometimes, right? Good thing your wife, Zoe Sparx has always known that

Astral Chain A XXX Parody

Astral Chain A XXX Parody

As a new recruit for the Neuron Special Task Force, Akira needs some serious upgrades after getting her ass kicked by

Alone For Thanksgiving

Alone For Thanksgiving

You and your stepsister, Jill are getting ready for your parents to come home for Thanksgiving. Bad news, though. A

La French Touch

La French Touch

It’s the time of the year when you start looking at yourself in the mirror wishing you didn’t eat all those pies. Let’s

Watch Your Step

Watch Your Step

Having one bathroom in a household of four people tends to present a fair amount of issues. And you need

Gash Cam

Gash Cam

If there’s something to be learned from this tale, it’s that any negative situation can be turned into a positive

Daria A XXX Parody

Daria A XXX Parody

From the second things ended with Jane, you’ve had eyes for Daria, haven’t you, Tom? There’s something about her

Love Above

Love Above

Your girl Lulu loves wearing her high heels at every given opportunity, and boy does she looks amazing in

The Skinematographer

The Skinematographer

As one of Los Angeles’ most prestigious filmmaker, you’re in high demand. Adriana Chechik has commissioned you to

Sinn and Wisdom part I

Sinn and Wisdom part I

Kimber Woods loves squeezing asses. But she’s gone too far and grabbed one too many butts. This Cuban

Keeping Promises

Keeping Promises

Last time you were with Angela she brought up some of your previous escapades, specifically referring to

Tight is Right

Tight is Right

Now that Kendra has turned twenty-one, it’s time for her first appointment at the OB/GYN. You know, you never

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