Checking The Oil

Checking The Oil

Your girlfriend Ava Black is so thicc we need a new word for thickness. Today she’s decided to treat herself to a bath, and

Angels and Semen

Angels and Semen

You’ve been a loyal servant to the LA County Police Department for years now, and what’d you get for going by the book all

Captain Marvel A XXX Parody

Captain Marvel A XXX Parody

Captain Marvel is one of the sharpest pilots in the Kree Starforce. She can sniff out a Skrull from a mile away. Or can she?

Find And Replace

Find And Replace

Kate has just broken up with her boyfriend, Scott, and guess who’s been her shoulder to cry on. That’s right, you. When this girl

Unbearable Pain

Unbearable Pain

The submissive queen Nikki Darling has a special relationship with The Pope. She’s on his favorite hard

Mermaid Masquerade

Mermaid Masquerade

You saw your favorite fuck buddy at the club; “LaSirena69” the sexiest latina influencer on social media. Clearly she was looking

Moss Is Boss

Moss Is Boss

Mackenzie’s parents have left town for the weekend, leaving her as lady of the manor. Usually, her parents implement

Jiggery Pokery

Jiggery Pokery

Playing card games with your girlfriend can be pretty entertaining. She always tries to cheat in a way or another. This time, she

Scooby Doo A XXX Parody

Scooby Doo A XXX Parody

Life as a ghost is a lonely existence. Being stuck betwixt the realms of the living and dead gets pretty dull. So when you see

Vulnerable Exercise

Vulnerable Exercise

All locked up, bound and helpless; Exactly how Helena Locke wants you. You went through intense training

Doctor’s Orders

Doctor’s Orders

You didn’t take that dick transplant decision lightly. You wanted something bigger and better, and well, the results are in.

The Witching Hour

The Witching Hour

Lights on, people rushing out of the club, it was time to go back home when a set of eyes caught your sight. A mysterious

Big Inside Japan

Big Inside Japan

You’re running a bed and breakfast in the center of Budapest. Receiving tourists from all around the world is your daily routine.

Aquagirl: Sub Diego A XXX Parody

Aquagirl: Sub Diego A XXX Parody

As King of the seven seas, you have quite a lot of responsibilities, don’t you Aquaman? I mean, fighting crime is one thing,

VR Casting

VR Casting

As a casting director, your responsibilities are threefold: Scouting out fresh faces, giving instructions in a polite and professional

From Ukraine with Love

From Ukraine with Love

It’s your last night in Ukraine. After an emotional reunion with your childhood friend Milana May, you’ve decided to spend

Dancing in the Sheets

Dancing in the Sheets

Another gray day in Budapest. Your Russian girlfriend Gina Gerson hates rainy days, but you secretly love them. You know it only

Head And Breakfast

Head And Breakfast

Stephanie West takes pride in her ability to provide award-winning customer service. You’ve had a pleasant stay at her bed and

Emma Frost A XXX Parody

Emma Frost A XXX Parody

Scotty, Scotty, Scotty… you’re starting to lose it, buddy. Your girl Jean has been getting more and more powerful lately and

Cupid’s Arrow

Cupid’s Arrow

It’s Valentine’s Day. Usually, when February 14 rolls around, you shut yourself in and avoid the world. You didn’t have any plans

D For Effort

D For Effort

As a calculus professor, the easiest way for you to get pussy is to catch delinquent student cheating on your exams. You have been

Forbidden Angel

Forbidden Angel

Your daughter-in-law Emily Angel is the ultimate forbidden fruit. It’s crazy to see her in family dinners with her transparent

First Class Treatment

First Class Treatment

Your wife went to Napa Valley this weekend with her “girlfriends,” but you know that’s code for that one guy she fucked on that

Full Metal Alchemist A XXX Parody

Full Metal Alchemist A XXX Parody

Ed, this is getting ridiculous. Winry can’t even count the number of times that she’s mended your auto mail arm after fights.

Mac And Sleaze

Mac And Sleaze

Carpentry is one of the noblest of all trades, and with it, comes a strong set of rigid values. You work hard, show up on time,

Laying Pipe

Laying Pipe

As a plumber, you’ve seen it all, but today might take the cake as the most outrageous house-call yet. You’ve been called

Shocking Shower

Shocking Shower

You’re a total trickster and your horny girlfriend Lexi Layo still doesn’t know it. You’ve offered her a bluetooth vibrator

Jet Lag Slag

Jet Lag Slag

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. That’s what they say anyway. Work has been getting heavy lately, huh? That business

Metroid A XXX Parody

Metroid A XXX Parody

Your memory has been a little foggy lately hasn’t it, Commander Malkovich? The last thing that you remember is a huge explosion

Early To Rise

Early To Rise

You’ve not been super social lately. Sure you enjoy a few drinks at the bar, but last night, your girl Jade asked you not just go

Under his Sadistic Hands

Under his Sadistic Hands

Ain’t Avi Love just the sweetest thing? So naive and innocent. It would be awful if she were to fall under the hands

First Cum, First Served

First Cum, First Served

A few weeks ago, you established a nice little fuck buddy relationship with Ariana Marie. Sure, you’re not quite at the top of

Twinkies Creaming

Twinkies Creaming

Don’t you just love desserts? The sweeter the better. Especially when it involves your girlfriend Cindy inviting her bestie

Luxana Crownguard A XXX Parody

Luxana Crownguard A XXX Parody

As both you and Luxana known, it’s forbidden to practice magic in Demacia. So it doesn’t bode well for her when you find her

Human Toy

Human Toy

When you picked that tattooed goddess at that dive bar you never expected the plot twist. You just wanted

Your White Knight

Your White Knight

What a rough week you had at work. When you arrive home, you just wanna open a beer and forget about the damn world. But your

Souvenir de France

Souvenir de France

Bienvenue en France! You’ve just arrived to the city of Nice. You’re here for the croissants and relaxing French sun. Yeah right…

Last Minute Cramming

Last Minute Cramming

Lila has been cramming for her finals for the past couple of days. As potential valedictorian, she’s pretty confident that she will

Diagnosis: Nymphomania

Diagnosis: Nymphomania

Your patient Skylar Snow suffers from a serious case of hypersexuality, otherwise known as nymphomania. She was

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