Your wife went to Napa Valley this weekend with her “girlfriends,” but you know that’s code for that one guy she fucked on that
Ed, this is getting ridiculous. Winry can’t even count the number of times that she’s mended your auto mail arm after fights.
Carpentry is one of the noblest of all trades, and with it, comes a strong set of rigid values. You work hard, show up on time,
As a plumber, you’ve seen it all, but today might take the cake as the most outrageous house-call yet. You’ve been called
You’re a total trickster and your horny girlfriend Lexi Layo still doesn’t know it. You’ve offered her a bluetooth vibrator
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy. That’s what they say anyway. Work has been getting heavy lately, huh? That business
Your memory has been a little foggy lately hasn’t it, Commander Malkovich? The last thing that you remember is a huge explosion
You’ve not been super social lately. Sure you enjoy a few drinks at the bar, but last night, your girl Jade asked you not just go
Ain’t Avi Love just the sweetest thing? So naive and innocent. It would be awful if she were to fall under the hands
A few weeks ago, you established a nice little fuck buddy relationship with Ariana Marie. Sure, you’re not quite at the top of
Don’t you just love desserts? The sweeter the better. Especially when it involves your girlfriend Cindy inviting her bestie
As both you and Luxana known, it’s forbidden to practice magic in Demacia. So it doesn’t bode well for her when you find her
When you picked that tattooed goddess at that dive bar you never expected the plot twist. You just wanted
What a rough week you had at work. When you arrive home, you just wanna open a beer and forget about the damn world. But your
Bienvenue en France! You’ve just arrived to the city of Nice. You’re here for the croissants and relaxing French sun. Yeah right…
Lila has been cramming for her finals for the past couple of days. As potential valedictorian, she’s pretty confident that she will
Your patient Skylar Snow suffers from a serious case of hypersexuality, otherwise known as nymphomania. She was
Things in Blackwater have simmered down since your last visit. You’ve got the posse off
Happy Birthday to you. Getting older is usually such a chore, but this year is different. Your best buds have given you the ultimate
A year ago today, you went out with your friends on a Thursday night for “just one beer.” Ironically, every time that phrase is
Well, you’re gonna be late for yet another black tie event. Waiting for your wife Serene Siren to get dressed is a daily exercise.
Your step-brother as a flair to pick up whores at the gas station. You guys set up the shed to host those lucky sluts.
Dating a smoking hot Latina teen like Paola has its advantages, but in the BJ department, it was always a no go due to her metallic
Those folks from Tamaran are interesting people, aren’t they, Robin? Starfire doesn’t speak much, but when she does, she lets
Your slave Barbary Rose is all tied up and ready to take your punishment. Ms. Rose is partial to a bit of
Kendra Spade is your stereotypical millennial. Sexually liberated, progressive, and of course, she makes her money as an influencer
Your girlfriend Lindsey has always been a hot little tamale. If there’s one thing that she hates in life, it’s boredom and repetition.
It’s always strange sleeping at your girlfriend’s parent’s place for the first time. Typically it consists of sexless nights, early
You have always been fascinated by your step-sister Sybil. Tall, slender, and sporting the nicest tits that you’ve ever seen, she’s
You got September in quite a spot of trouble when you were caught eating her pussy in the janitor’s closet at her school.
Your boss’ secretary is hot as fuck but you’ve heard talk in the office that she’s off limits. If you wanna keep
It’s New Year’s Eve and you are heading to a lame party at some chick’s place who you met in the street. You had nothing planned
You usually hate New Year’s but your girl Brett Rossi is starting to turn you around. She didn’t make you go with her to a lame
Ever since Dorothy pulled those red shoes off the lifeless feet of the Wicked Witch, her confidence has skyrocketed. In fact,
As a bookie in Las Vegas, you see all sorts of peculiar arrangements going down. High-interest loans, crushed dreams, and
People say that after a year of marriage, the honeymoon period will be over and sex will soon become a distant memory.
You’re burnt out. Every year it’s the same. You deliver presents all over the world, Prancer gets ringworm, you have to dodge
When you live abroad, Christmas can feel pretty lonely. That’s why your coworkers Lindsey, Candice and Adelle have invited
When you requested a slave session with Leigh Raven, you knew it would be intense. This girl is going to
You can’t spend every Christmas with your family. This year, a huge blizzard has you snowed in. There’s no way in hell you’re