Crushing Convictions Part II

Crushing Convictions Part II

Charlotte Sartre did a good job so far. Now is the turn of her whore friend Leigh Raven. How long will it take till she breaks?

Bleach: Yoruichi A XXX Parody

Bleach: Yoruichi A XXX Parody

As a shapeshifter and former captain of the 2nd Division and Omnitsukido, Yoruichi has many admirable traits, but modesty isn’t

Tiny But Clever

Tiny But Clever

As a repairman, you thought you’d seen it all. People ask you to repair the dumbest crap. But today, it blew your mind. Tiny Tina

As Thick As Thieves

As Thick As Thieves

When you ended your relationship with Lana Roy you thought that’d be the last time you’d see her. You didn’t exactly end on

Writer’s Block

Writer’s Block

Ah yes, writer’s block. The one sworn enemy of creative professionals. Lika Star hasn’t been able to churn out a verse in weeks now.

Red Riding Hood A XXX Parody

Red Riding Hood A XXX Parody

They call you The Big Bad Wolf. As a ruthless repo man, you have no problem taking people’s worldly possessions. Whether it’s

The Center of Attention

The Center of Attention

Admittedly, you’ve been a little lazy lately. Those reality shows are just too damn captivating and with all your groceries being

2 Steps Closer

2 Steps Closer

You and your stepsister Mia are discovering the complexities of being involved in a love triangle. Technically, you were the

Magna Cum Laude

Magna Cum Laude

She’s done it. Emily has finally graduated. And she did so with the greatest of honors. As a graduation gift, her parent has rented her a

All Eyes On Her Part I

All Eyes On Her Part I

Sublime Violet Monroe all to yourself! Well, not today… Mistress Aiden Starr simply won’t allow it. You won’t get any of that sweet

Fine Dining

Fine Dining

If there’s one thing you are an expert at, it’s planning dates. Tonight, you’ve taken your girl Evelyn out on the town. You

The Colombia Experience

The Colombia Experience

Bienvenidos a Colombia, amigo. The sun is high and the sun is hot. But you didn’t pay $6,000 dollars to soak up that

Down on Friday

Down on Friday

Thank God it’s Friday! Your girl Rebecca Black hates that day of the week, for obvious reasons. So, naturally, you love rubbing

Zootopia A XXX Parody

Zootopia A XXX Parody

Whenever there’s a crime in town, your girl Judy hops right too it. She’s simply got no patience for crime. Today, you’ve stumbled

Courting In The Kitchen

Courting In The Kitchen

There are few things in this world that bring absolute happiness no matter what: recently cut grass, for example. A trombone

Friendly Friend

Friendly Friend

Don’t you love it when you’re invited to Christy Love’s School for the Sluts. A trusted institute that teaches willingness and

Laundry Theory

Laundry Theory

You don’t know how to do laundry? Why not ask your girl Sofia for help? Hell no, fuck that. You’re an independent young

Spoiled For Choice

Spoiled For Choice

Your campus is awash with sexy girls strutting around in slutty clothing. It’s almost as though the school administration wants

Young Rebel

Young Rebel

Your girl Arietta Young has been protesting all day. She takes the climate crisis very seriously. But your young rebel-at-heart

The Barfly

The Barfly

As a frequent patron at your local bar, you’ve worked up a report with the bartender. He hooks you up with free

When The Missus Is Missing

When The Missus Is Missing

When you hire a babysitter, you look for three things: Attention to detail, organization, and smokin’ hot body. That’s

Pleasing Pet

Pleasing Pet

Mistress Mona Wales knows you too well. She has the exquisite taste to find you the ideal pets. She knows you like

L’Amore From Behind

L’Amore From Behind

Who came up with the genius idea to place a sofa in the bathroom? Well, you did, good Sir. Your girl Alessandra Amore is a

The Massage Mentor

The Massage Mentor

As you well know, running the hottest private massage academy on the western seaboard is not without its benefits. Sure, the

Thanks For The Ride

Thanks For The Ride

You need your beauty sleep, that’s just a fact. Plus, why shouldn’t you sleep in on your day off? It’s your God-given right. But

Lovestruck

Lovestruck

When you and Kenzie broke up, the world as you knew it changed. After a grieving period of about 3 weeks in which you

A Valuable Lesson

A Valuable Lesson

Your grades have been all over the place this semester, haven’t they? Between all those college parties, extracurricular

Femmes Fatales

Femmes Fatales

It’s one of those crazy nights you’ll remember for the rest of your life. You went out for a quick drink but ended up falling

Used Whore Holes part II

Used Whore Holes part II

You thought this was over already? Well, clearly, you haven’t been paying attention at Zoe in the backdrop. She’s been

Black Cat A XXX Parody

Black Cat A XXX Parody

Oh, Spidey. Keep it professional, would ya? Two weeks ago, you started surveilling Black Cat after receiving a tip that she

The Home Stretch

The Home Stretch

Your step-sister, Kiara is working to get her body in mint condition for her upcoming tryout. You’ve always supported her

Catch Her If You Can

Catch Her If You Can

Tag. You’re it. You’ve been in an on-again-off-again relationship with Kyler Quinn for a while now. Things go from good

Dawn Loading

Dawn Loading

You and Zazie both fell asleep last night before that porn movie finished downloading, didn’t you? Well, shit happens when

Star Blazers A XXX Parody

Star Blazers A XXX Parody

They say your whole life flashes before your eyes right before you die. Well, the Gamalons are about to breach the

Crushing Convictions Part I

Crushing Convictions Part I

Last week, a bank robbery shocked the little town where you work as a policeman. They’ve put you on that case

Patience Is A Virtue

Patience Is A Virtue

Being fuck buddies with Eliza Ibarra isn’t exactly the most difficult relationship you’ve ever been in. That being said, this

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