The Greenland Purchass

You take pride in your role within the Danish government. So when Donny Trump made that ludicrous offer to buy

Cruzing 4 Sluts

Lindsey Cruz just came back from a semester abroad in Prague where she studied art history. She came back to

Hands-On Learning

The BaDoink Charter School for Excellent Individuals is one of the most prestigious institutions around. With

Double Diamond

Your girl Nicole Love wants to take a walk on the wild side with you, in the garden, to be precise. She walks

Every Trick In The Brooke

Craigslisting is a lost art, but you are still a master. One day, years from now, you’ll be telling your

Fisting for Fun

Oh my, it seems like Mia Little’s toy came with accessories. That toy is you, of course. Comfortably locked

Back To The Grind

You’re not really one for the grind of the daily nine-to-five. From when you show up 25 minutes late to the

Umbrella of Love

Being a gentleman always pays. You’ve been waiting outside with an umbrella for your girl Stella to arrive. You

Danger Dresden

Filthy little slut Dresden has found herself in yet another spot of trouble. It seems that’s the only thing she’s

Happy Analversary

You and Maddy have just come back from a wonderful little datenight at local French restaurant Le Chateauchatte.

Bad Karma

Social media influencer and local hottie, Karma RX and her boyfriend just broke up. She’s a tad bitter about

Honey, You’re Fired

You’ve just opened a cold beer, so you’re officially on strike from that awful housework. I mean, who’s stupid

Fluffin’ Tough

As a new VR crew member, Kenzie Madison is eager to prove herself in the field of virtual reality adult

Attitude Adjustment

Oh those Millennials and their ideas of grandeur. When Lydia Black and Lindsay Cruz requested your services as

Accepting Applications

Karla Kush needs a new dick in every city, but her reputation precedes. Guys literally line up outside her

Strike Three

You couldn’t say a bad thing about your girlfriend, Angelika, even if you wanted to. That being said, it’s

Boules of Steel

You make a lot of money as a pool boy for the Wilds. It’s really a sweet gig. You lacklusterly drag a net

Taunting Toy

There you are again, thinking about all the bad decisions you made that led you here. All bound in the dungeon of

Road To Recovery

You’re not really one for extreme sports, are you? You were pretty apprehensive to go four-wheeling with

Mila Azul SOLO

It’s not every day that you see someone quite as beautiful as Mila Azul – in regular porn or VR. That’s why this

Park and Spark

A walk in the park on a warm summer day, oh the ideas that cross your mind. Your girl Stacy Bloom sure is

Spice and Wolf A XXX Parody

Business is good right now, isn’t it Lawrence? You’ve been a respected merchant for years now and things have

Nurse the Pain

You’ve been hospitalized with your jaw shut for two goddamned weeks now. Bad luck Brian, your two nurses Ana and

Hot Yoga

Your son tends to keep good company, and for that, you’re proud of him. Today, he’s off to a hot yoga class with

Language Lessons

Ever since your trip to Puglia last summer, you’ve wanted to learn Italian. You’ve been chit-chatting with a

Real Asstate Value

Real estate in LA is a bitch. You’ve been on the market looking for your dream home for two years now. You’re

Phase 2: Tight Testing

Today you’re welcoming a couple female test subjects to phase two of your groundbreaking study on what makes

The Counselor’s Chambers

Sex workers are under attack by the legal system. But let’s not pretend like that’s a new thing. Those up-tight

Sunny Side Up

You know it too well. Bringing sunscreen to the pool is by far the best way to pick up girls on a hot day.

Aligned Sexenergy

With all of the hustle and bustle of modern living, you sometimes forget to relax. Stress and tension have

Quality Time

You’ve been spending an awful lot of time at the office lately. You’ve barely had any time with your family, let

Whinny Whimper

Lauren Phillips wants to play with her boy toy. All tied up, that’s you of course. And today, she has plenty of

Terminator A XXX Parody

You’ve been programmed for one thing and one thing only, Model 101, and that’s to kill Sarah Connor.

Meet the Myluvs

Your girl Lola’s parents are visiting this weekend. The Myluvs might have one hell of a weird name but they are